London: Afternoon Tea Cruise on the River Thames
★ 4.4 · 3,960 reviews
- 1.5 hours, Afternoon tea on the Thames
- Sandwiches and cakes
- Must book at least 5h in advance
- Free cancellation
London from the water
A Thames river cruise in London on this site starts at $65 for 1.5 hours with afternoon tea: a pot of tea, sandwiches and cakes while you pass historic buildings, rated 4.4 on 3,960 reviews. A 3-hour dinner cruise with a 3-course meal, live performance and dancing past the illuminated landmarks costs $91. A private boat with its own crew is $1,968 for 2 hours. The $30 canal boat at Camden Lock is not on the Thames, but it is the cheapest boat here. Four boats, for anyone who wants the river sights with tea or dinner on board.

Quick answer
The short answer. For the most reviews on the river, the afternoon tea cruise at $65 (3,960). For an evening out, dinner at $91. For the lowest price on any boat, the Camden canal ride at $30.
Boat by boat
What each listing names, with its price, length and rating.
A pot of tea with a selection of sandwiches and cakes past historic buildings; 4.4 on 3,960 reviews.
A 3-course meal, live performance and dancing past the illuminated landmarks; 4.3 on 2,526 reviews.
Your own boat with a dedicated crew; the captain talks about the landmarks on the way. 4.7 on 10 reviews, and the price basis is on the listing.
Through Hampstead Road Lock past London Zoo, Camden Market and Regent’s Park with live commentary. It is on the canal, not the Thames; 4.6 on 1,322 reviews.
Cruise plus a ticket
London Eye and river cruise tickets come as one combo here, at $73: London Eye entry, a hop-on hop-off double-decker bus and a Thames river cruise, rated 4.4 on 6,768 reviews. Its listing gives no duration. It is the only listing here sold as London Eye and river cruise combo tickets; the $218 day below includes both as well.
For Tower of London and river cruise tickets, two full days include both. The $218 day takes 9 hours with a private Tower tour, St Paul’s Cathedral, a cruise and a London Eye flight (4.6 on 173 reviews). The $222 day takes 9.5 hours with Tower entry, a cruise and cream tea (4.5 on 35 reviews). The Tower on its own is in the Tower of London guide.
Every trip, current fare
Price, listed length, what the listing names first, the price per hour and the rating with its review count.
| Tour | Length | Price | What you get | Cost per hour | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| London: Afternoon Tea Cruise on the River ThamesSandwiches and cakes | 90 min | $65 | Afternoon tea on the Thames | $43.33 | 4.4 · 3,960 |
| London: Dinner Cruise on the River ThamesLive performance and dancing | 3 h | $91 | 3-course meal on the Thames | $30.33 | 4.3 · 2,526 |
| London: Canal Boat Ride on Camden LockPast London Zoo and Camden Market | 90 min | $30 | Through Hampstead Road Lock | $20.00 | 4.6 · 1,322 |
| London: 2 hour private luxury Thames boat cruise / hireDedicated crew | 2 h | $1,968 | Private luxury motor boat | $984.00 | 4.7 · 10 |
| London: London Eye, River Cruise, & Hop-on Hop-off Bus TourHop-on hop-off bus | $73 | London Eye entry | — | 4.4 · 6,768 |
Which one if…
Matched on the listing facts only: price, length and what is served on board.
The Camden canal ride at $30, 1.5 hours.
Afternoon tea at $65.
Dinner with live performance and dancing at $91.
The private boat at $1,968, 4.7 on 10 reviews.
Afternoon tea on a Routemaster costs $62 to $65; see the afternoon tea bus guide.
Worth it?
The canal boat is cheapest per hour.
Per hour, the canal boat costs $20.00, the dinner cruise $30.33 with a 3-course meal, and afternoon tea $43.33. The private boat is $984.00 an hour, which only makes sense if the price covers your whole party; check on the listing.
On reviews, the tea cruise has 3,960 at 4.4 and the dinner cruise 2,526 at 4.3. The canal boat rates higher, 4.6 on 1,322. The private boat rests on 10 reviews.
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Tea and dinner on the Thames first, then the canal boat, the private boat and the combo.
★ 4.4 · 3,960 reviews
★ 4.3 · 2,526 reviews
★ 4.6 · 1,322 reviews
★ 4.7 · 10 reviews
★ 4.4 · 6,768 reviews
Common questions
From $65 for 1.5 hours with afternoon tea and $91 for 3 hours with dinner. The private boat is $1,968 for 2 hours; whether that is per person or per boat is on the listing.
On two of them it is the point: a pot of tea with sandwiches and cakes on the $65 cruise, a 3-course meal with live performance and dancing on the $91 one.
No. It goes through Hampstead Road Lock past London Zoo, Camden Market and Regent’s Park, with live commentary, 1.5 hours for $30 (4.6 on 1,322 reviews).
Yes: 2 hours on a boat of your own with a dedicated crew and a captain who talks about the landmarks, $1,968, rated 4.7 on 10 reviews.
The $73 combo sells them together with a hop-on hop-off bus. The Eye on its own and with other attractions is in the London Eye guide.
The lowest price for both here is $73, and the bus comes with it. The other listing with the Eye and a cruise is a 9-hour guided day at $218.
Not as a ticket: the $73 combo always includes the hop-on hop-off bus. The $218 guided day has the Eye and a cruise with the Tower and St Paul’s instead.
Want these next to the bus tours, day trips and food walks? All 68 tours on this site sit on the home page, sorted into six price bands; the tea and dinner cruises are in the $50–100 band.
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